The Birds Don’t Lie
I caught my roommate lying to some mutual acquaintances about me. I made preparations to leave the next month. Meanwhile, she left town for a week, leaving her car parked in its normal place in the parking lot. I put birdseed on it every morning and evening so the birds wouldn’t leave her car alone when she got home.
The Birds Don’t Lie
That’s Our Food
We had separate refrigerators for each shift at my former employment. Our food was being taken or tampered with on a regular basis. My buddy and I decided to make a delicious cherry cheesecake out of cooking grease one day. Because we knew the thief wouldn’t be brave enough to take the first taste, we topped it off with a graham cracker crust and cut a couple of slices out of it. We never discovered who the thief was, but we never had to worry about our food being tampered with again.
That’s Our Food
