Old Smell
Because she claims she can’t take the stench of old ketchup that’s been sitting out for a couple hours, my coworker sometimes tosses her lunch in the garbage can at my desk instead of her own. I’ve begged her to stop several times, but she simply waits until I get up to go to the restroom and then does it.
Every time she does it, I wait until she goes to the restroom before removing the small plastic bottle containing the ketchup and stowing it in the back of her bottom desk drawer. She hasn’t detected the odor yet. I’m going to keep doing it for as long as it takes her to notice…
Old Smell
Speed Racer No More
Down the block, a young man was continually rushing around the neighborhood. Every day, he comes home from work around the same time and rips it down the street to his driveway. I contacted the city and requested that a cop come out and conduct a radar check.
He was charged with hazardous driving and has since ceased speeding around here.
Speed Racer No More
