Sliced up servings of anger
Ex-boyfriends, like this man who enjoys pizza, can be just as crazy and passive-aggressive as ex-girlfriends. “That’s right Jen, you missed out on a lot of pizza,” he wrote. He even wished the babies well, implying that she’s a busy mother who can’t enjoy some good food because she’s too preoccupied. This is a classic case of an enraged, passive-aggressive ex-boyfriend who has lost his cool and is venting his frustrations on pizza.
Twitter Queen
This clever young lady devised a brilliant scheme. She thought it would be a great idea to tweet in character—his character—because her ex-boyfriend was too generous and left his Twitter logged in on her phone. “Slowly, the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane,” she tweeted, because he won’t be able to figure out where it’s all coming from. That’s a brilliant idea if we’ve ever seen one, and it even earned her the nickname “Satan” from other Tumblr users.