Tea to go
This man was so fed up with his wife for refusing to throw away her tea bags and instead dumping them in the sink that he decided to intervene. As a form of passive-aggressive retaliation, he stuffed the used tea bags into her wallet. That’s the last place you’d look for tea bags, and it’s also a dangerous place to keep them. We hope she’s learned her lesson and thrown those soiled tea bags out with the trash.
Stop spitting, you guys!
Leftovers and other shady food items abound in shared refrigerators in dorms and offices. Take, for example, this item, which resembles a salad dressing bottle. It comes with a note that reads, “Do not use! I spit in this (since someone keeps using it). Thanks!” One might think it’s some nasty retaliation for stealing the contents, but the person who stole it had the audacity to respond, “I spit in it too, since you’re a jerk!” We can now call this a war of words and a war of spit, both of which are obnoxious and unsanitary.