There are a lot of hilarious t-shirts for sale out there, but these ones definitely deserve a spot in the Hall of Fame! We are talking about the kind of top that will make you wonder what the owner had in mind when they bought it. Even though they make for great entertainment, we do not recommend following in the footsteps of the people in this photo. At any rate, we are a hundred percent sure that you are going to get some strange looks when you wear them out and about! Regardless of what you do, just don’t say that we didn’t warn you…
Good For Them
Wow, will you look at this shirt? We simply can’t “believe” it. There is something impressive about the fact that they do not have any fear whatsoever when it comes to announcing their love for Justin Bieber. This is dedication if we have ever seen it! Honestly, most celebrities can only dream of having fans that are devoted.
Is It Worth Asking?
Sometimes, you really do not need to butt in when you witness some sort of feud between strangers. After all, it looks like this guy was already trying his best to make up with his friend. However, he can probably use a piece of advice or two. Can someone clue him in on the fact that you should not call your pal a “duck”?
Asking For It
This is not exactly the funniest shirt here, but the circumstances surrounding the photo made it the most ironic one! In case you did not notice, this is a mugshot. If you are going to be jailed or something, it is a good idea to avoid wearing an orange shirt that says “GUILTY.” It looks way too incriminating!
Taking Credit Where It’s Due
Anorexia is no laughing matter. We are glad that the guy on the left was able to recover from an eating disorder! It takes a lot of courage and willpower to do such a thing. However, he will soon realize that he needs to beat obesity next. Let us give him some time to celebrate before he has to deal with that.
Well It Worked
They say that advertising works so well because subliminal messages penetrate our minds and affect our decisions. The dude below wanted to try this out as well. All right, it is not exactly subliminal because he can’t possibly get any less subtle than this. We wonder if his plan actually worked! What do you think?
Nothing Wrong With Confidence
You might not think it, but the guy in the photo is actually quite the ladies’ man. Wherever he goes, girls come after him. As the saying goes, you should not judge a book by its cover. The good news is that no one needs to fight over him. According to him, there is more than enough of him to go around!
Tells It Like It Is
There is no way you could have ignored his arm and the cast. We love the fact that there is a word of warning on the T-shirt that he is wearing. Even though we had no idea how he broke his arm, it is pretty admirable that he can admit to the fact that he tends to do dumb things. That takes guts!
As the saying goes, “Nice try, but no cigar.” This woman had been so close to making it. She nearly made it big, but she did not make the cut just yet. If you ask us, “almost famous” is better than nothing at all. Who knows, she might still be able to make her dreams come true!
He’s Got Standards
This guy has it rough. It turns out that his beer belly and thick mustache are great at catching the attention of the ladies. He is a real Casanova no matter what you might think! Well, he has a message for all the women who want him. Just so you know, you do not stand a chance unless you are a model.
Clear As Crystal
This woman did not want to bother using her words to ward off all the men trying to get with her. We hope that the statement on the T-shirt is enough to get the message across! If you happen to be one of her suitors, you can try again when she is either drunk or wearing a different shirt.
What Does Hers Say?
This photo is fairly creepy. Aside from the letters on his shirt, the look in his eyes tells us everything that we need to know. We wonder if the girl did not notice what it said before she started to chug away! We are really curious about what her shirt says. Could it be something in response to his?
At first glance, it is a pretty funny shirt. However, the truth is that there is nothing really funny about this. If you are looking at him for wearing something in this color, you should probably read what it says. Just so you know, he actually got it from your girlfriend. Uh-oh… that could only mean one thing.
Yes, Yes, Food Makes Us Dumb
It might not be grammatically correct, but we can relate to the shirt in the photo. How can you possibly not love fries? Even though we understand where the sentiment is coming from, allow us to say that the company should really run spell check before it prints the shirts. Maybe the junk food made them dumb.
A For Effort
Which continent is this? It says Asia, but we are pretty sure that this is not the biggest continent on the planet. As a matter of fact, it looks too similar to the silhouette of Africa for it to be anything else. We can tell that the person who designed the shirt flunked their geography class.
Shaming At Disneyland
If you are planning to spend a day at Disneyland, make sure to think long and hard about the outfit that you will wear. You should probably wear something comfortable. It is a good idea if the material dries quickly in case you go on the water rides. However, make sure to take the design into consideration too!
This young girl must have received this as a gift from her funny grandparent. Well, we are assuming that this is the case. We hope that the dry humor comes through since she might become a victim of bullying thanks to this shirt otherwise. We are keeping our fingers crossed that her friends have a sense of humor!
Bet He Loves This T-Shirt
What are you going to do when your girlfriend puts this on when you head out to the bar? We do not know about you, but we would definitely stay by her side no matter what. Bathroom breaks be damned! We just know that a cheeky fellow out there is going to try to take advantage of it.
It’s All Their Fault
These days, people have started to question gender roles. It has become more acceptable for women to take the lead when it comes to dating and courtship. This guy was still single after waiting for such a long time and blamed the ladies for it. Someone should tell him that the blame goes to no one but himself!
Dare Gone Wrong
This guy lost the bet, so he had no choice but to do as he is told. This is not all that bad. It is a hilarious shirt that most people will laugh at and then forget all about it as they spend the day at the pool. For his sake, however, we hope that no one he knows was there to see him!
There’s A Twist
Well, this is something that no one could have ever seen coming. It is not strange to hear girls ask, “Does this shirt make me look fat?” No, the woman this photo was very confident about her body. In fact, she is more concerned about you! She sincerely hopes that her own sexiness does not make you insecure.
Why The Stereotype?
Some people would like to point out that she’s blonde, so this was not a surprise. If you have not yet caught on to what we are talking about, we want to draw your attention to your shirt. We have a feeling that she wanted to say college, not collage. We could be wrong, though!
“Good things come to those who wait.” We have all heard of this expression again and again. However, we think that it no longer applies to our generation. This lady is definitely a go-getter who does not plan on waiting! Nope, she is planning to take the bulls by the horn and get the good things herself.
Think Good And It Will Be Good
If you believe the hippies, you attract what you think. Is that what the guy in the photo was doing here? The back of the shirt says, “Think safety.” This is pretty ironic since he is the one riding the open back of a truck. We just hope that his trick worked because this is plain silly if it does not.
In the digital age, it feels like slang words come into fashion left and right. Can you imagine how hard it must be for members of the older generation to keep up? We can tell that this guy has no problems being “woke,” however. Just by looking at this photo, we can tell that this is one “lit” “bae.”
We have another instance of someone accidentally wearing the perfect shirt at the right moment. This guy decided to wear his bright green shirt that tells it like it is. We bet that his plans almost always end up becoming failures. Did he buy this shirt for himself or did his friend buy it for him? Who knows!
How Honest Is This
As you probably already know, Chevron is one of the biggest gas companies out there. However, the design on this shirt is not the most flattering thing ever. Our guess is that this was given to him as a joke gift, and it was laundry day. After all, why else would anyone advertise the fact that they have gas?
Haters Gonna Hate
You age should not define you. Instead, you should let your character do the talking… or in this case, your shirt! The man in the photo might no longer be in his prime, but he definitely has the attitude of someone in his golden years. How awesome is it that he does not let his haters bring him down?
If you are not a fan of Nirvana, you might not immediately catch what is so hilarious here. Do not worry because we can explain it to you! The truth is that we have absolutely no idea who these guys are. However, we are certain that they are most definitely not the guys behind “Smells Like Teen Spirit.”
And Then He Was Arrested
It is pretty ironic when you wear a shirt like this one and actually get arrested by the cops. To be honest, it is quite creepy if you think about it. Doesn’t it feel like a premonition of sorts? We bet that he started to wear shirts that have something better on them after this unfortunate incident. Hopefully, they also come true!
Have You Seen Rita?
The gentleman in this photo has gone missing one time too many. Rita decided that she had to do something about her husband and came up with the idea of couple shirts… if you can call it that. The next time that Sam is lost, you should step up to him and bring him back to his wife!
Eat Cake, Friends
Well, he really does have a good point. Say whatever you want about fat people, but there are also certain benefits to a bigger stature. Who would have thought that you can use it as a security measure as well? Good luck trying to kidnap someone heavier. Trust us, you are definitely going to need it!
Hi And Bye
You should always carry a positive attitude about life. This is the only thing you can do to ensure that the bad vibes do not get you down. You should treat your haters with humor if you can. Take a look at this guy who has no qualms being himself even if some people won’t like him for who he is.
Borrowing His Shirt
You might need to take another look at this shirt. Just so we are clear, it does not say, “Take me home, I’m drunk.” We have seen that line on statement shirts one too many times! Nope, it says, “Tame me drunk, I’m home.” If you ask us, this definitely sounds like something a drunk person would say.
Sorry, but this is not one shirt that we will wear if we can help it. Let us be honest here… don’t we all love a good dump? However, you can’t make us advertise it in public even if you pay us. If we can be honest here, there are simply certain things that are better left unsaid.
With A Smile
She might be smiling at the camera, but you are a fool if you think that she is an angel. This grandma has been around long enough to know that she is not fond of most people. Even though the message on the shirt is not the most positive one, we love that she can still put on a smile.
Is It Lunch?
We just hope that the pig can’t read. Otherwise, things might get a little awkward here. After all, it is awful for this guy to wear a shirt like that when they visited the piggy zoo. If you are planning on petting the adorable creatures, you might not want to let them know that you want to have them for lunch.
This Is Motivation
Well, we really have to hand it to this guy. If he can do it despite being fat, diabetic, and in his fifties, what excuse do you have? We hope that this is going to inspire you to keep up with him at the very least! He is not letting anything get in his way, and neither should you.
You might not know this, but cows are actually very intelligent creatures. Who would have thought that they can recognize their own kind from photos alone? Color us impressed! As you can see in the photo below, Missy was very surprised to see one of her friends on the shirt that this little boy is wearing.
The Angry Woman Street Committee has spoken. We will let the record speak for itself. Just so we are clear, the woman in the photo is hotter than every single one of us by 20%. No more, no less! We are more than willing to accept this evaluation if it means that she will stop glaring at us like that…
Love Makes The World Go Round
Most souvenir t-shirts do not come with an explanation. Usually, it is just a simple statement such as “I love New York.” This guy wanted to explain why he love Thailand so much and bought a shirt to let the world know. It turns out that he loves the Land of Smiles because someone in Thailand “love” him back.
When you are the youngest child in the family, you must be familiar with the frustration that comes with being ignored. This is even worse if you are the only girl among the siblings. The woman in the photo has figured out which trick to use that would ensure that all eyes are on her! It is pretty gross, but if the shoe fits…
Hysterical T-Shirts Win
Optical illusions will never go out of style. We had to take a second look at the shirt thanks to its awesome design! This might be the first and only entry on the list that we would be willing to add to our wardrobe. It is hilarious, but it is nowhere near as cringeworthy as the other photos.
Police Went With The Majority
If you are on the police force, you will need to make tough calls every now and then. Should you shoot? Should you stop the car? These decisions become a part of your life! We like to believe that most people are good, but it turns out that our goodness varies. For example, this woman was only 2% good.
Know The Difference
People tend to use these two terms interchangeably, but that would not be correct. Sorry, but we are with her on this! There is a difference between an alcoholic and a drunk. According to her, she is a drunk because alcoholics are the ones who go to support meetings. That is certainly an interesting theory.
There are moments that call for the help of the FBI. But you should make sure that you get in touch with the correct agency. Do not forget that you should be contacting the Federal Bureau of Investigation, not… whatever it says on his shirt. They might have the same acronym, but they are very different!
Jesus Or Pepsi
What are you going to do when you are given only two choices? You can only pick between the righteous path and the one that you desire. Of course, it would be even better if you can have both of these things… However, we really have no idea why the designer of this shirt used the Pepsi logo.
It Really Is Difficult
We are glad that spellcheck is here because it is not exactly easy to spell in English. The shirt has done a great job of explaining why we are not fond of spelling. Do you need another example? Well, we are sure that a lot of people have a hard time distinguishing among quiet, quite, and quit! See? It is needless complicated!
What’s He Driving?
This is a license plate that you should only use if you feel very confident. Otherwise, it simply is not going to work. To be honest, this actually makes us very curious about the guy in the photo. What kind of car do you think he drives? Perhaps more importantly, what does his real license plate say?
You are free to wear anything that you like, but it would be better if it makes sense. Oh, well. The woman in the photo might not be blonde, but we are sure that she is still deserving of a peck! It is not true that blondes have more fun whatsoever. But where on earth did she get the shirt anyway?
Who Needs This?
This is something that we can all use. There are times when you are in public with your parents when they do something embarrassing. A shirt like this could be a real lifesaver in moments like that. What makes this even funnier is that the girl in the photo is the daughter of Gordon Ramsey!
What Does She Mean?
Does anyone have an idea of what she is talking about? As far as we know, there are not that many mountains in the Sunshine State. Florida is flat when you compare it to other states across the country… The cheeky smile on her face tells us that we are missing something big here.
Shop By Catalog
We are glad that this has never happened to us. Talk about a major coincidence, if that is what is going on in this photo. It is also possible that he really liked the outfit after seeing it from outside. To be fair, this is an excellent way to cut down on your shopping time. Fair play to him!
Dad’s A Game
The little girl in the photo looks absolutely miserable, while her dad looks like he is having a blast! He wanted to fend off boys with less than pure intentions towards his daughter. There is no doubt in our minds that it is going to be very effective. Unfortunately, she looks a lot less than thrilled about it.
We All Need One Like This
The good thing about this photo is that they both seem to be taking it well. If you wear a shirt like this one, most of your friends are probably going to avoid you as much as they could. Well, he has found his match! Their friendship was clearly worth more than a silly little joke.
His Sister’s Shirt
Fine, we understand that guys like to wear shirts one size smaller so that their muscles would look even better. But even then, you should probably be a little picky when it comes to choosing the shirt. First of all, you should probably pick something other than the Hello Kitty shirt owned by your baby sister…
I Need This Shirt
Um, I think we need a translator for this one. The words are all English, but they simply do not make sense when they are used together. Could this message be in code? If so, that is a good way to explain why it is undecipherable. It is a cool-looking shirt that will confuse anyone who looks at it.
Yoga Pants And That
This woman knows what she needs. There is nothing wrong with doing yoga to unwind, but this does not work for her. She can admit that yoga outfits are cute, however. Oh, never mind. It turns out that she is too lazy to even slip on a pair of pants. Well, we can most definitely see where she is coming from.
Nothing Like Potatoes
Sometimes, the simple things in life can make your day. We should all follow this little kid who knows all about this. He feels happy whenever he eats potatoes, which is a pretty good idea. After all, how can you possibly not be happy when you are eating one of the most versatile food items on the planet?
She’s A Beef Maker
What exactly is “salt beef”? If anyone has a clue, kindly let us know. It sounds like the girl in the photo had been giving out samples. As long as it is free, we are willing to try it out. If we have to pay money for it, however, we will have to turn her down.
Caution Captivity Man
Are you ready to look at yet another confusing shirt? We have no idea what is going on here, but we can wager a guess. You should probably run “awey” if you ever come across someone wearing this. Whoever captivity man is, he is apparently dangerous enough for the police to chase. Better safe than sorry!
These shirts are actually really cute! Most couple shirts just make us groan, but this is something that we would wear if we had a significant other. Of course, it also has to do with the fact that they have been together for a very long time already. It is no mean feat to stay married for that long!
Is That So?
Is this another case of pure gibberish? Or could be something more to this story? We do not know about you, but “the pig is full of many many cats” does not bring a positive image to mind. Did a pig eat a lot of cats? That actually sounds really sad and a little disgusting to us.
Don’t Pass Go
When you play Monopoly, keep in mind that you are not supposed to take it too seriously. It looks like this guy did not get the memo. Just because you landed in jail in the game, you are not supposed to make it happen in real life as well! We are only kidding, of course. This is nothing more than another case of an unfortunate man wearing an unfortunate shirt at an unfortunate time.
When You Donate Your T-Shirt
What an adorable little girl! However, we really think that this is not a shirt that she should be wearing. We know that it can make for a cute outfit, but someone might call the CPS on her parents when they see this. This is what happens when you give your clothes away!
Bye Bye Stereotype
The woman in this photo has had enough. She was sick of being the butt of racist jokes and decided to speak out with the help of her T-shirt. Just so you know, she will not love you long time! We can’t help but wonder if she has a collection of this shirt in other colors as well…
In case you did not know, there are a lot of people praying to God for one thing or another. We won’t be surprised if the line is busy. Luckily, we have this guy right here. Who knows, he might actually find a solution to your problems! If you ask us, it is worth a shot.
Can We Clarify?
This is clearly a typographical error, but we can’t tell what it was supposed to say. We have narrowed it down to two contenders. Did she want to say that your boyfriend has “seen” nice? Or was she trying to say that he “seems” nice? It is honestly really hard to tell because both of these things work!
Know Your Strengths
The key to life is figuring out your strengths and weaknesses. The man in the photo can tell you all about that, but he decided to let his shirt do the talking. He might not be the smartest person around, but he can at least lift heavy things. It is a good thing that he knows his capabilities and limitations!
Seriously Stop Looking At The Sun
Wow, what an ominous shirt. Can you imagine running into this guy while you are taking a walk? We wonder what he is talking about here. Is he trying to warn people from looking at the sun for too long? Or was this a tactic that he came up with so that people will stop looking at his face? We don’t know!
Has it become a trend for bulky guys to wear smaller Hello Kitty shirts? If it has, we have only heard about it now. We just hope that this top does not belong to his daughter or little sister. We are pretty sure that the T-shirt has been ruined after he stretched it out like this!
Well That Escalated Quickly
You probably remember what it was like to have an intense crush on someone. We bet that you imagined what it was like to kiss that person! However, there are people who are less into cheesy stuff and more into morbid activities. Hey, we’re not here to shame anyone for their kinks. You do you.
Is That So?
Yet again, we have another kid who is wearing an item of clothing that was clearly not made for him. But now that we have gotten that out of the way, there is still another question that needs to be addressed here. Why on earth is this shirt trying to warn people about educated black women in the first place?
Aaand It’s Over
Has this ever happened to you? It might sound oddly specific, but the truth is that this is more common than you think. Some people just aren’t interested in socializing with others! Your idea of a fun night might sound like a nightmare to someone else. At any rate, we hope that this guy had fun in the end.
Whose Dad Is He?
Aww, look at this poor guy. The dad in the photo looks like he was down in the dumps. In case you do not have a child of your own, we will have you know that it is tough to raise kids. It is a good thing that you can make his day by buying him a beer!
Now That’s New
There are some people who say, “I don’t need drugs, I’m high on life.” However, it was the reverse for the guy in the photo. We are not sure how this works, but we will leave it to him. After all, it looks like he was more than happy with his personal brand of happiness when this photo was taken.
Nothing Wrong With Dreaming
Hey, who are we to judge someone else for their dreams? Even though we do not know how to dip him in beer, we admire him for knowing what he wants. Oh well, it is a good thing that dreaming costs nothing! We just hope that he has good friends who can help him achieve what he wants to do.
Not Far From Reality
So many people in the world can’t tear their eyes off of their phone for even a single second. Yes, they continue to scroll through social media even when they are doing their business! But you do not need to let us all know that you just used the toilet. It is better for people to be blissfully ignorant sometimes.
Was this a case of a mistranslation? Was this a dying wish that someone turned into a t-shirt? Sorry, but we just do not know the answer to these questions. At any rate, it is kind of sweet to imagine someone asking to spare their sister. All right, it is both sweet and morbid at the same time.
It’ll Take You A Second
In itself, there is nothing wrong with the Rolling Stones shirt in the photo. However, it will not always look good in photos. Just take a look at the image below! If your friend happens to wear a similar shirt, you should at least move away from them when the cameras are snapping away.
Message Received Loud And Clear
There was a message here, but it looks like something got in the way. This does not even make sense! It is possible that the arrangement of certain words got all messed up… If you feel like rearranging the letters, feel free to do so. Personally, we just cannot be bothered to do that.
The shirt reads, “Thank god I’m female.” We can’t be too sure about that… From the angle of this photo, the person has a beard! But hey, what do we know? We are not here to assume anyone’s gender, after all. This is a judgement-free zone, so we will just let them do whatever they want.
Got To Buy This For My Wife
The person who took this photo went to China and bought a cute T-shirt for his wife. His mistake was that he did not take a good look at it before paying for it. When he returned home, he realized that the message on the shirt did not make sense. What exactly is going on here?!
You’d Better Dance
If you had to choose, would you rather dance or be danced? We are not quite sure what this means… There is a famous saying that goes, “It takes two to tango.” Aside from that, there is something about the way that it has been phrased that makes us think this message is actually a threat…
Aw, so close! The designer nearly got it right, but they did not quite make the cut. They were only one number away from being correct. Yet again, this is another case of “Close, but no cigar.” We hope that this particular shirt was an aberration. Otherwise, they would have a lot of shirts that make no sense.
The Last Day He Wore That Shirt
He was a man of a few words, so he decided to let his clothes do the talking for him. It was a pretty sensitive situation, but he was clearly willing to take the blame for what was going on. Honestly, this t-shirt needs to be banned in every single delivery room! The moms already have enough on their hands.
Playing Hooky In One Shirt
If you feel like playing hooky, this is a good shirt to wear. After all, you will no longer have to waste paper by printing excuse letters again and again. Not only does it say that you are not going to be present in school, but it also says the reason for your absence. We are sure that this will be handy!
Tell Your Kids
Our first thought was that this was just a bad translation. However, we are not discounting the idea that it might be some kind of pun. If that were the case, we have yet to figure out what they were trying to say! We would love a hint or two if you somehow got the joke.
Who’s Going To Try
First of all, we know that it is hard to resist the temptation to swipe across the shirt. We have all been conditioned by our smartphones to go ahead and do it! However, you should be ready to face the consequence of your actions if you give in to temptation. You don’t want to get into trouble, do you?
Grandma Is Hard
Wow, this must be the coolest grandma to have ever lived! Mind you, she has no interest in knitting and baking pies. Nope, she is much more interested in cocaine and caviar. We have already said this before, but your age should not define who you are as a person. Keep it up, granny.
Do What Now?
This is probably nothing more than an error. However, it was a very unfortunate one! Of all the letters to get wrong, it had to be the one that would completely change the meaning of the sentence. Let us just say that this does not make us think of nice things… The “make noise” subtitle does not help either.
Let’s Hope The She Loses WiFi
Oh, no! Someone needs to turn off the router or pull out the plug as soon as possible. Otherwise, the entire mall is going to be in for a huge stink bomb. Based on the way that the logos look, it was an old computer. We are keeping our fingers crossed that she is still using a dial-up connection and the Internet Explorer browser.
The older gentleman in the photo is clearly not afraid to speak his mind! A lot of people have probably called him a smart-ass over the years. It was a good thing that he does not mind the pejorative. After all, it is a lot better than the alternative! This is one piece of advice that we would be glad to follow. Don’t you just wish that you had him as your grandfather?
What we have learned so far is that it is not a good idea to wear a shirt with a huge mouth on it. This is the second guy to do something like this. Of course, you are free to wear it if you really want to. However, you can probably spare your girlfriend the embarrassment by choosing a different pose!