I Need This Shirt
Um, I think we need a translator for this one. The words are all English, but they simply do not make sense when they are used together. Could this message be in code? If so, that is a good way to explain why it is undecipherable. It is a cool-looking shirt that will confuse anyone who looks at it.
Yoga Pants And That
This woman knows what she needs. There is nothing wrong with doing yoga to unwind, but this does not work for her. She can admit that yoga outfits are cute, however. Oh, never mind. It turns out that she is too lazy to even slip on a pair of pants. Well, we can most definitely see where she is coming from.