Have You Seen Rita?
The gentleman in this photo has gone missing one time too many. Rita decided that she had to do something about her husband and came up with the idea of couple shirts… if you can call it that. The next time that Sam is lost, you should step up to him and bring him back to his wife!
Eat Cake, Friends
Well, he really does have a good point. Say whatever you want about fat people, but there are also certain benefits to a bigger stature. Who would have thought that you can use it as a security measure as well? Good luck trying to kidnap someone heavier. Trust us, you are definitely going to need it!