Another Genius
Some people just never learn. When you’re told not to park in front of a fire hydrant, it’s for a reason. This driver probably said, “The worst that can happen is that they will give me a ticket, and they won’t even do that!” Well, that is definitely not what happened.
You Get It
While our Russian isn’t great, we do know that actions speak louder than words. Be careful when you go to Russia. If you’re told to keep off the grass, don’t go on the grass. You don’t want a toilet on the hood of your car, do you?