Fossil Fuels
Yes, it is a waste of time and resources to research and implement green, renewable energy. Why not just deplete the ozone layer irreversibly while fighting oil wars? Wind power isn’t an option because it causes cancer in birds. Seriously, why do they think that researching for new ways to make cleaner energy is a waste of time?
Fossil Fuels
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The Mall
Shopping malls can make you feel a little uneasy. Why bother going there when you can order everything you need online and have it delivered right to your door? It’s a lot less difficult. You know what I’m talking about if you’ve ever seen the glum expressions on the faces of husbands who don’t want to be included. We don’t want grumpy people ruining our shopping experience.
The Mall
