Alex Jones
This man isn’t a celebrity, in case it wasn’t clear. If you can’t back up your ridiculous claims that water makes frogs gay with evidence, you’re probably mistaken. If talking about gay toads is one of the least insane things you’ve ever said, you’re a complete psychopath.
Mrs. Dash
Isn’t it true that there is an infinite number of condiments? Make your dishes a little more interesting by using something other than Mrs. Dash. You’ll be glad you put in the effort. At the very least, experiment with a variety of pre-made seasoning blends. Mrs. Dash should get to know Tony Chachere.