Zip-Tied To The Car Handle
This person got exactly what they asked for when they tried to park in two locations at the same time: a shopping cart zip-tied to their door handle. Because no one is ever equipped to remove a zip tie from anything, this person most certainly drove the shopping cart all the way home. Please accept my apologies.
Zip-Tied To The Car Handle
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The Christmas Thief
When this person’s Christmas decorations were taken from their front lawn, they did the only reasonable thing they could think of: they hung new “decorations” directly from the surveillance camera, complete with the thief’s face! Christmas greetings!
The Christmas Thief
