Horrible Boss
I used to have a boss who I despised 7-8 years ago. She was the most phony and arrogant person I’d ever encountered. She decided one day that she didn’t enjoy microwave popcorn’s fragrance… So she used her magical office wand to outlaw it.
Let’s fast forward about a month. I was surfing Amazon when I came across one of those USB sticks that releases a scent when plugged in…buttered popcorn. I bought it, hooked it into the back of her computer, and for six months, her office smelled like PopSecret. Almost every day, she expressed her dissatisfaction. It’s the sweetest retaliation I’ve ever had.
Horrible Boss
Thou Shalt Not Steal
It wasn’t for me, but for my wife. She accepted a dodgy work at a local factory when we were younger and going through a rough patch. She had her lunch taken at least 5 or 6 times in the first two weeks she was there. Even open alcoholic beverages. I was furious because I would frequently grill for her or prepare her lunch, and she would go hungry. I bought a large a*s Gatorade and a box of those red-colored women’s laxatives one night. We couldn’t tell the two were combined, but we were able to identify the thief.
Thou Shalt Not Steal
