She never stole anything again
Even though she wrote her name all over the can, this person’s friend’s Sprite kept getting stolen. She finally got a habanero, cut it open, rubbed it all over the top of the can, and put it in the fridge after the fifth time. They discovered who the thief was when they heard the office drama queen shriek in her cubicle and dash to the water cooler that afternoon. She didn’t steal anything else after that.
She Never Stole Anything Again
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An Ex-Teacher
This person’s mother and her friend had a huge fight, and her mother’s friend sent her a letter scolding her and basically saying “We’re no longer friends,” to which her mother, an ex-teacher, took out a red pen, corrected all the spelling and grammatical mistakes, and mailed it back to her.
An Ex Teacher
