Like a tattoo, I’ll always have you
For using one of the most effective revenge strategies ever devised, this young lady deserves a standing ovation. She revealed on Twitter that her boyfriend had been unfaithful to her. In retaliation, she pretended she didn’t know and convinced him to get matching tattoos, which we believe were her name for his and his name for hers. She even asked that he get his tattoo done first so that she could take advantage of the situation and leave.
Hit me back asap!
This self-proclaimed petty lady took to Twitter to say that if her boyfriend doesn’t respond within 47 minutes, she sets a timer for 47 minutes, which is how long she’ll wait before responding. We’ll just have to accept that we won’t always get their undivided attention and that they’re busy people. This lady will be staring at her clock until she receives her response.