Petty Christmas Gift
As a form of retaliation for his brother wrapping his gift fully in duct tape last Christmas, this man decided to exact his vengeance in the pettiest manner possible: he wrapped his gift in concrete. We’re not sure how he did it, but his brother’s response must have been priceless!
Smash Another Pumpkin Instead
When those pesky kids keep showing up on your door and stealing your pumpkins, you have no choice but to act. Glue a hundred small tacks to each one to scare them away – after all, why bring the pumpkins inside when you could accomplish something ten times more difficult?